EPISODE III: The BREAKup

MY GIRLFRIEND

What the hell we're you thinking when I said Girlfriend in my previous post?

I like the way this picture screams...

Ride me.... ride me...

Bring me faster......

*ahem*

*The Hotseat*

that can render any male impotent...

if not riden properly...

oh how my marble sack hurt riding this thing ...!

NOW i know what you're thinking...

these must be her shocks....

what makes her comfatable...

but really after one month riding her...

its not much use...

Magic indeed........

AWW...

Baby got tatooed....

And she put my initials on her body.....

Now the story....

everything was fine when i bought her
for the first few days she paced perfectly.....

then the problems began.......

while pedaling....

the pedal broke....

goodness know how...

(but secretly i think its my weight)

it didnt matter.

I'll just do what i do what i always do.

Blame it on someone or on some other reason...

okay fine.....

i'll just go back and fix her....

as i brought her to the shop which i bought her

her front tyre burst

the moment i arrived.

Great darling.

"your implants exploded"

then after i got her "new implants"

soon after.... some thing major happenned.

mind you.

this all happened in a span of seven days...

i was riding her back from Uni.

wary of her current injury

and the new reinforced metal pedals as a replacement.

i decided i would pace her.... again

bringing her to 2nd gear and coming out fast from a corner...

i felt at the top of the world

Until.

I heard a clink as i stepped on the pedal to make her go faster...

OH SHIT!!!

Her friggin chain broke!

I lost my balance as i hit my pelvic bone on her y frame..

and....

rammed into a tree..

This Is....
The chain that broke......

and broke again two days later after the 1st incident.

I was so Pissed....

that i couldn't walk straight and cursed at the bike shop with every step i took.....

Thanks a bunch bike shop.....

yeah you know who you are....

Bloody Bike Shop.

you're lucky i love my bike.

Will upload more updates soon..

i hope.

dan.